Funny conversations

A: You know what's on the menu?
B: No.
A: ME-N-U.

A: Do you have a map?
B: What?
A: I'm getting lost in your eyes.

A: I had a bad dream yesterday.
B: What kind of dream?
A: A dream without you.

A: Are you Google?
B: No, I'm not. Why?
A: Yes,you are. Cause you have everything I'm looking for.

A: Where is your girlfriend?
B: Another nation?
A: Which nation?
B: Imagination.

A: Guess what's the most beautiful letter in the world?
B: I don't know. What is it?
A: It's U.

A: Let's flip a coin.
B: Ok.
A: Heads, you're mine. Tails, I'm yours.

A: May I ask you the way?
B: Of course, which way?
A: The way to your heart.

A: You must have cheated.
B: No, I didn't. Why?
A: Because you always get full marks in my heart.

A: If you were the sun, what do you think I would be?
B: The moon?
A: No, I'd be an ice cream.
B: Why?
A: Because you would have melted me.

A: I know you're good at algebra.
B:Ahh.
A: Can you replace my X without asking Y.

A: Have you got a lighter?

B: No.
A: Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?

A: What's you blood type?
B: O.
A: No, you are my type.

A: Are you getting fat lately?
B: Noah.
A: Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?

RECORD

     How many of you have ever recorded yourself speaking English?  When I took a class called English translation, the teacher asked us to read the article first and paraphrased it. At last we need to recorded it and compare to the textbook where did we made mistakes.
     It's a good way to improve your speaking. When you first time to hear your record, you'll be shocked by yourself.  I mean you'll hear so many mistakes that you made. After you notice these issues you are going to change them. Why don't you have a try?

A good way to do TOEIC

        We will have the TOEIC test today, and every time I feel sleep and nervous. I asked some teachers and some people who had a TOEIC score of 990. They told me some suggestions. When we are doing listening, we can't write anything on paper. At this time we can use our fingers to record the answer, I mean, when you think the answer is wrong, put your finger down, keep your finger standing when the answer is right.

      It’s a waste of time not to read all the questions. If you do, you will not be able to do all the questions. Look at the left and right sides of the question to find the key words and think carefully about choosing the right answer.
       Reading is the most hardest part. In normal times, we should always do exercises to improve our reading ability. Remember not to read all the articles.😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

      Finally, please be RELAX!!!

Learning vocabulary is important

 

          Many people say that they don't like to recite words. They are more interested in learning new words in the process of communicating with others🤵🤵 But I want to say YES. This is a way of learning, but the most basic way I still think is to recite words from the textbook📚📚 If you don't know the meaning of this word, you can't understand what the other person wants to say to you👐 After you learn the word, you can use it constantly and keep it in your mind and talk with people. Back words are not omnipotent, but you can't do without words.