Funny conversations

A: You know what's on the menu?
B: No.
A: ME-N-U.

A: Do you have a map?
B: What?
A: I'm getting lost in your eyes.

A: I had a bad dream yesterday.
B: What kind of dream?
A: A dream without you.

A: Are you Google?
B: No, I'm not. Why?
A: Yes,you are. Cause you have everything I'm looking for.

A: Where is your girlfriend?
B: Another nation?
A: Which nation?
B: Imagination.

A: Guess what's the most beautiful letter in the world?
B: I don't know. What is it?
A: It's U.

A: Let's flip a coin.
B: Ok.
A: Heads, you're mine. Tails, I'm yours.

A: May I ask you the way?
B: Of course, which way?
A: The way to your heart.

A: You must have cheated.
B: No, I didn't. Why?
A: Because you always get full marks in my heart.

A: If you were the sun, what do you think I would be?
B: The moon?
A: No, I'd be an ice cream.
B: Why?
A: Because you would have melted me.

A: I know you're good at algebra.
B:Ahh.
A: Can you replace my X without asking Y.

A: Have you got a lighter?

B: No.
A: Then how did you manage to set my heart on fire?

A: What's you blood type?
B: O.
A: No, you are my type.

A: Are you getting fat lately?
B: Noah.
A: Why are you weighing more and more in my heart?